and we some of us sit there and we get all depressed and we think, would it be awesome to have love like that? A woman that just would look at us and love us for only us? BUT IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. So that's what my mainer gripe is, I look online, and I look ohn, I look in TV, and I look at like all these like movies and shit. It looks at you, and it looks so fuckin sexy, you can't help but kiss the cap and take in the liquid like this *chugs* sweet as honey. I mean today I have off and I got a beer you know, beer is like the nectar of man. You know? And why do we need that? Hold on a second *slaps gut five times* *burps* *almost vomits* there we go. Like we're pieces of shit, like we're a dog or something.

They wait for us to come home and they bitch at us. K, cos we men, we do, dude we work our asses off, we put up with every day stresses and do women appreciate that? Fuck no they don't. emotionally, physically, and mentally just to get it is not worth the trouble. I'm just so like astounded and in awe of how men just live for pussy. Let me tell you something if a woman tries to use you for anything you fuckin just tell her hey, I'm a man and I know what I'm doin. But us men need a companion, someone who will love and take care of us, and we can do the same for her, that's our purpose when it comes to love. No matter what you do or what you try, they're always gonna suck. So what am I tryin to get with all this? *burps* I'm sayin women suck. Uh, you know and I'm not really sexist, I know my comments are very sexist, but if women would just get their head out of their ass you know, they could do probably almost as much as a man can, but they don't even bother trying 'cause they're so fuckin worthless anymore *chuuggs*. They're not Model T's but they're still cars, stainless still. Thomas Edison built electricity and light bulbs and all that good shit, fuckin Henry Ford built the Model T cars that *sighs* now everyone drives. *looks at ceiling* a good lifelong partner if she gets her head on straight. *chugs* And you tried fuckin her, 'OI don't view women as sex objects, I view them as. The head of my dick she couldn't go past it.

*burps* Oh bwa fuckit! She couldn't go past the head. *burps* The girl I dated after that, she gave me like the worseless, worth. we went our separate ways and I said basically 'fuck you' and the rest is history. But the bitch turned psycho! September 2000. I was layin over there by that window and I was railin her snatch like there's no tomorrow. about how TMI it is okay, if it's too much information just click it off, aight. I'm gonna be fuckin open and honest, I don't give a FUCK. I know a lot of people especially trolls say 'oh you never gotten pussy, you never gotten laid,' listen to me alright, listen to me good. Go to *chugs* *grimaces* Not only does it feel like real pussy and it doesn't give you any headaches, any trouble, it feels like, it feels like the real deal. *burps* If you're seriously a horny toad and you fuckin need pussy, and you, some o' you prollyolly heard this from trolls or you heard it from somebody, don't be ashamed. Okay first of all, I'm not trying to be disgusting, I'm trying to be realistic. I gotta tell you something, uh, one thing. Aright here's part two of my woman hate blog, uh, thing.

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